BBC -June 23, 2017

A New Yorker has beat his own Guinness World Record for the farthest distance walked balancing a powered lawnmower on the chin.

We need to honor these obscure talents,
To keep the dystopian world in balance.


AP – May 14, 2017

An unprecedented global “ransomware” attack has hit at least 100,000 organizations in 150 countries, Europe’s police agency said Sunday — and predicted that more damage may be seen Monday as people return to work and switch on their computers.

Worldwide hackers each morning say,
“Boot it up and LET US PREY.”


The Wall Street Journal – May 11, 2017

In the weeks before President Donald Trump fired FBI director James Comey, a federal investigation into potential collusion between Trump associates and the Russian government was heating up as Mr. Comey became increasingly occupied with the probe.

This is action we might require.
Generally, “where there’s smoke, there’s fire.”


Slate – March [16, 2017

The suit claims that customers bought an app – controlled Bluetooth compatible device without consenting for their personal information to be collected and stored by the company.

Unwanted sensations.
BAD vibrations.


Reuters – March 4, 2017

But traditional crimes also now rely increasingly on new technology, such as the drug trade’s use of drones, and burglars using computers to scout neighborhoods online and track social media posts to see when people are away from home.

Each jack, and port or socket,
Set to pick your electronic pocket.