Fashion

These are all poems about fashion based on real news stories and headlines.

The Economist 1843 – March 30, 2018

Sportswear has leapt beyond its original mission to become a central component of mainstream casual-wear  across the globe, and along with sneakers and track – jackets has come the elasticated waist trouser.

Bulky buckles will be felt less,

If men’s pants go truly beltless.

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Vinepair.com -November 16,  2017

The easy answer is yes. As with wine, different glasses bring out and highlight different flavors in a beer. No one is saying that you need to seek out the perfect lager glass for your Miller High Life, but when you’re spending money on a good craft beer, you want it to reach its full potential.

Is the shape of glass really right,

I pondered as I chugged my Bud Light.

 

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The Wall Street Journal – November 2, 2017

The big three U.S. light-lager  brands – Bud light, Coors light and Miller light – are all losing volume as consumers shift to craft and Mexican import beers as well as to wine and spirits.

LIGHT beer sales are “downdrafty'”

As millennials get “CRAFTY.”

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Market Dash  – September 9, 2017

Investors who think they can be successful stock pickers are about to get some sobering news from new academic research. The good news: Yes, buying one stock gives you better odds than buying a lottery ticket. The bad news: Those “better” odds are still much too awful to stake your future on.

Charts and theories provide advice.

What counts? The roll of the dice.

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The Wall Street Journal  – September 2, 2017

Brazilian born experts spread their gospel of pubic hairlessnessvia body waxing.  The laser technique directs laser light towardthe hair follicle, killing the follicle’s stem cells so the hair doesn’t regrow.

Here’s the newest way to cash in,

On the latest pubic fashion.

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