Fashion

These are all poems about fashion based on real news stories and headlines.

Vinepair.com -November 16,  2017

The easy answer is yes. As with wine, different glasses bring out and highlight different flavors in a beer. No one is saying that you need to seek out the perfect lager glass for your Miller High Life, but when you’re spending money on a good craft beer, you want it to reach its full potential.

Is the shape of glass really right,

I pondered as I chugged my Bud Light.

 

{ 0 comments }

The Wall Street Journal – November 2, 2017

The big three U.S. light-lager  brands – Bud light, Coors light and Miller light – are all losing volume as consumers shift to craft and Mexican import beers as well as to wine and spirits.

LIGHT beer sales are “downdrafty'”

As millennials get “CRAFTY.”

{ 0 comments }

Market Dash  – September 9, 2017

Investors who think they can be successful stock pickers are about to get some sobering news from new academic research. The good news: Yes, buying one stock gives you better odds than buying a lottery ticket. The bad news: Those “better” odds are still much too awful to stake your future on.

Charts and theories provide advice.

What counts? The roll of the dice.

{ 0 comments }

The Wall Street Journal  – September 2, 2017

Brazilian born experts spread their gospel of pubic hairlessnessvia body waxing.  The laser technique directs laser light towardthe hair follicle, killing the follicle’s stem cells so the hair doesn’t regrow.

Here’s the newest way to cash in,

On the latest pubic fashion.

{ 0 comments }

Yahoo News – July 14, 2017

It’s no secret that cheeky bikini bottoms are in right now. It’s also no secret that many are wearing a regular-cut bikini bottom and scrunching it up into cheeky territory. A controversy broke out on Twitter recently about the surge of women who are trying to be a part of the cheeky bikini trend by pulling their bottoms up themselves.

With buns exposed for all to peek,
It’s hard to “turn the other cheek.”‬

{ 0 comments }