funny poem about toilets

BBC News – September 14, 2016

The Guggenheim said the piece is “ultimately reminding us of the inescapable physical realities of our shared humanity”.

May a “Royal Flush” be yours alone,
When sitting on this golden throne.

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Reuters

The world’s recorded joke has been traced back 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the Sumerians as it is today.

So what made them laugh right from the start?
Believe it not, an embarassing FART.

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March 19, 2016

This interesting speculation:
Was he texting, or taking DIC-tation?
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*I actually saw this, and related the incident to my friend Paul who wrote the verse.

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NPR – January 6, 2015

The legal saga of the monkey selfie continues: On Wednesday, a federal judge said the macaque who famously snapped a picture of himself cannot be declared the owner of the image’s copyright.At least, until Congress says otherwise.

Finally an answer to this legal quiz.
Such refreshingly silly monkey biz.

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Yahoo News – March 23, 2015

Human feces contains gold and other precious metals that could be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, experts say. Now the trick is how to retrieve them — a potential windfall that could also help save the planet.

It’s what alchemists long ago foretold,
You CAN actually “turn dross to gold!”

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