funny verse based on a headline

Reuters – September 21, 2018

The computer-generated trio at the center of Balmain’s new campaign is the latest example of fashion brands embracing technology to lure digital-savvy younger clients.

Is she human” or “digital”?- In actuality,‬
‪Supermodels rarely reflected “reality.”‬

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The Wall Street Journal – September 17, 2018

US companies have moved cautiously repatriating profits stockpiled overseas in response to last year’s tax rewrite, despite the Trump administration’s assertions that trillions of dollars would come home quickly.

TOUTING huge returns is so relaxing.
Clawing back profits is really taxing.

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The New York Times – September 16, 2018

Political and technological disruption have fed off each other since the nation’s founding.

Too much “opinion,” too little “fact”

This vital balance is “out of whack.”

 

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Huffpost – March 6, 2016

No matter how tactfully you approach the conversation, some won’t have a willingness to talk politics. And you know what? That’s just fine… And no political conversation is worth losing a friend.

Conversational barriers are getting taller,
While simple “small talk” is getting “smaller.”

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The Guardian – March 6, 2018

Lego has reported its first drop in sales and profits in more than a decade as children ditch its plastic bricks for more modern toys.

Building brick by brick may be seen as “quaint.”
(GRAND THEFT AUTO – it ain’t.)

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