Funny poem based on headline

Yahoo Finance – June 8, 201

City in China reportedly unveils a walking lane for people who are busy on their phones.

Innovative thinking! And next we envision
Concussion helmets for “heads-down” collision.


The New York Times – June 18, 2018

Leading figures of both parties demanded on Sunday that President Trump halt his administration’s practice of separating children from their parents when apprehended at the border, as the issue further polarized the already divisive immigration debate in Washington.

The American ethos is to PREVENT‬
‪”Cruel and unusual punishment.”‬


Reuters – June 18, 2018

Only a quarter of U.S. adults in a recent survey could fully identify factual statements – as opposed to opinion – in news stories, the Pew Research Center found in a study released on Monday.

A modern form of an old affliction:
Discriminating fact from fiction.


Associated Press –  June 14, 2018

But, even in this fast–growing a niche market, companies can hide behind murky dealings, making it difficult to know the story behind any given fish.

Some CLAIMS that it’s “local’ can be squishy.
Too vocal about local may be “fishy.”



New York Times – June 9, 2018

With a petulant tweetstorm from Air Force One, Mr. Trump all but blew up the Group of 7 nations that the United States has led for more than four decades and essentially declared open political war on America’s closest neighbor.

Here’s where this kind of petulance ends:

When you NEED them – you have NO FRIENDS.