Funny poem based on headline

Financial Times – September  20,  2017

Donald Trump warned Pyongyang that America would “totally destroy” North Korea if forced to defend itself or its allies.

Teddy Roosevelt was quite effective and more politic.

He said, “Speak SOFTLY and carry a big stick.”

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The New York Times – September 15, 2017i

If you look at the labels of these brands’ truffle oils, you’ll find that the ingredients include truffle “aroma” or “flavor” or “essence.” That’s the chemical 2,4-dithiapentane. Also known as bis (methylthio) methane, it supplies a fair imitation of the natural truffle smell.

Too many cases of “labeling shuffle.”

Where pricey oil never encountered a truffle.

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Market Dash  – September 9, 2017

Investors who think they can be successful stock pickers are about to get some sobering news from new academic research. The good news: Yes, buying one stock gives you better odds than buying a lottery ticket. The bad news: Those “better” odds are still much too awful to stake your future on.

Charts and theories provide advice.

What counts? The roll of the dice.

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The Wall Street Journal  – September 2, 2017

Brazilian born experts spread their gospel of pubic hairlessnessvia body waxing.  The laser technique directs laser light towardthe hair follicle, killing the follicle’s stem cells so the hair doesn’t regrow.

Here’s the newest way to cash in,

On the latest pubic fashion.

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The Wall Street Journal – August 29, 2017

We don’t always read how the outside world reads us.

Look in the mirror, look carefully.

Is this the face that you want others to see?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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