Funny poem based on headline

North New Jersey.com – December 4, 2017

Operating a drone while under the influence of drugs or alcohol would be a disorderly persons offense under a bipartisan bill that advanced from an Assembly committee Monday, as would using a drone to harm wildlife or endanger people or property.

DRIVING drunk is a “no-no.”
But, who would have thunk,
That a “higher” offense
Would be “DRONING drunk.”

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Washington Post – January 9, 2018

President Donald Trump has waded into a brewing controversy in the House and endorsed the return of so-called earmarks — pet projects and spending items added to appropriations bills on behalf of individual lawmakers.

First try reason. Then try charm.
If these don’t work, just grease the palm.

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Bustle.com – May,  2017

Today we face an eternal question: Is it better to shower in the morning or at night? Everyone has his or her own preferences and routines when it comes to hygiene.

Not Red. Not Blue. The vote with serious power,

Is your choice of a morning OR evening shower.

 

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The New York Times – December 26, 2017

People associate medicine with a bad smell and bitter taste; so with skin care, they think there must be some really active ingredients in there.” And, she adds, if said elixir is also expensive then “it’s like, ‘Oooh it’s supposed to smell bad,’ and it feels even more secret and special.”

“Smelly but good” is an appeal that agrees

With the perverse attraction to funky cheese.

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