Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls

British Tabloid / Urban Myth – dating back to 2006 online

A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found that his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. He was freed after calling Beach Maintenance Services on his cell phone and they sent a staff member to cut the deck chair in half.(read full story here)

There are easy chairs, rocking chairs
Even chairs reclined and heated.
There are Morris chairs, barber chairs,
Great thrones where kings are seated.
But then there is the chair malign
With the wisdom of Apollo –
If you grab a man’s cojones
His heart and mind will follow.

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suzi

That is a very funny verse. Thanks for the laugh!

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