Beets: Just Beat It

Nobody likes beets Dwight! Why don’t you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy! I’d love a piece of candy right now…not a beet.
-Michael Scott, The Office

I hate the splat of beet-red borscht on me.
Which is why this veggie’s appeal is lorscht on me.

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