Fashion

These are all poems about fashion based on real news stories and headlines.


(Size and fit are among the top reasons for returning online orders…measurements underlying current size charts are out of date)

When you ” try them on” expect surprises.
WE come in many shapes and sizes .

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From BIG to small- a smart fashion coup.
The ultimate (and proftable) switcheroo.

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The Wall Street Journal Dash April 23, 2019

A new crop of jerkies is pushing the snack further from its humble roots.

Mushroom? Bananna? What’s jerky doing?
It’s goodbye crispy, hello CHEWING.

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WKBN.com – March 9, 2019

“The way the brand has changed is the way we have changed in culture, you’ll always see Barbie being reflective of what’s happening right now in society, in the world of fashion,” said Kim Culmone, Senior Vice President of Design for Barbie.

Tweaked each year in an updated guise.
(Hard to do for human dolls and guys.

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The Wall Street Journal – February 14, 2019

Common sense calls for socks; fashion sense not… Now, cropped pants, leggings and short boots are hot looks even in winter driving fashion – conscious men and women to subject their ankles to this seasons arctic temperatures.

You “foot the bill” for these fashion decrees,
With ankles and toes toes that almost freeze.

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