funny poem about cellphones

The Wall Street Journal – October 22, 2018

We are always multitasking, or moving from one bit of information to the next, rarely looking at one piece of information long enough to fully digest it.

Is it healthy… this constant stylus pecking?
Do the things we “check” REALLY need checking?

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Time Magazine –  August 23, 2017

A recent found more than 17,000 bacterial gene copies on the phones of high school students. Scientists at the University of Arizona have found that cell phones carry 10 times morbacteria than most toilet seats.

Here’s some news designed to shock us
About the deadly staphylococcus
Lurking on the each phone display
Prepared to steal our health away.
The Feds, those stealthy smart phone stalkers
Will find we all are dirty talkers!

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The Wall Street Journal – October 9, 2018

(These devices)  sometimes freak people out, seeming to drop into conversations uninvited, playing music unprompted in the middle of the night, turning on other gadgets at random and acting generally well, possessed.

You’ll know if Alexa is acting ‘funny”

When she asks to borrow some money.

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The Wall Street Journal – October 6–7, 2018

According to a 2016 study by the  Academy of Management, employees tally an average of eight hours a week answering work – related emails after leaving the office.

Would some smart programmer please design,
A digital ‘DO NOT DISTURB’ sign.

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The Wall Street Journal August 9, 2018

For a company built on the fleeting images, certainty is worth only so much…  Investors get worried when social networks lose users.

Disappearing IMAGES is the appeal of SNAP,
NOT disappearing MARKET CAP.

 

 

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