funny poem about toilets

(Charmin introduces the “Forever Roll” and stand -up to 2550 sheets)

For bathroom brawls that take a toll.
Charmin says, “Let the good times roll.”


Financial Post   – April 15, 2019

100 percent of participants agreed that cleaning provides peace of mind and a sense of control over one’s environment.

Not nasty scut-work, low or demeaning,
That bathroom brush has new POSITIVE meaning.


ABC News  – February 18, 2019

Tibet Autonomous Sports Bureau said in a statement that during last year’s climbing season, they collected 8.4 metric tons of waste including garbage and human waste from the core area.i

Mid icy walls and frozen dells
Lurk unexpected fecal smells.
For tourists, climbers, cannot find
Relief- that truly urgent kind
Through glaring ice and snowy plume.
Where’s a clean Mount Everest-room?


Time Magazine –  August 23, 2017

A recent found more than 17,000 bacterial gene copies on the phones of high school students. Scientists at the University of Arizona have found that cell phones carry 10 times morbacteria than most toilet seats.

Here’s some news designed to shock us
About the deadly staphylococcus
Lurking on the each phone display
Prepared to steal our health away.
The Feds, those stealthy smart phone stalkers
Will find we all are dirty talkers!


BBC News – September 14, 2016

The Guggenheim said the piece is “ultimately reminding us of the inescapable physical realities of our shared humanity”.

May a “Royal Flush” be yours alone,
When sitting on this golden throne.