funny verse based on a headline

(Devices in bedroom, tech budget, too many photo posts)

If smartphone “issues” keep you apart,
Take the phone’s lead: try to be SMART!

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The Wall Street Journal – April 24, 2019

Americans are spending more time sitting as computers consume more of their day… Health risks.

The facts are in, so it now seems fitting,
To take a stand against too much sitting.

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The Wall Street Journal Dash April 23, 2019

A new crop of jerkies is pushing the snack further from its humble roots.

Mushroom? Bananna? What’s jerky doing?
It’s goodbye crispy, hello CHEWING.

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Financial Post   – April 15, 2019

100 percent of participants agreed that cleaning provides peace of mind and a sense of control over one’s environment.

Not nasty scut-work, low or demeaning,
That bathroom brush has new POSITIVE meaning.

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The Wall Street Journal – April 9, 2019

The average US supermarket carries 306 different yogurt varieties -WSJ

306 yogurt choices – insane,
When all I really want is “PLAIN.

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