Funny poem based on headline

Yahoo News – May 3, 2019

“Nero fiddled, while Rome burned.”

Is this a lesson to be relearned?

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Financial Post   – April 15, 2019

100 percent of participants agreed that cleaning provides peace of mind and a sense of control over one’s environment.

Not nasty scut-work, low or demeaning,
That bathroom brush has new POSITIVE meaning.

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The Wall Street Journal – April 9, 2019

The average US supermarket carries 306 different yogurt varieties -WSJ

306 yogurt choices – insane,
When all I really want is “PLAIN.

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The New York times – April 7, 2019

They’re turning the tide against antibiotics by outsmarting our wonder drugs.

ANTIbiotics! GERMS “upping the ANTE” in defense.
(A deadly unintended consequence.)

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The Wall Street Journal – April 1, 2019

The world of corporate tricks on the general public has become treacherous in an age of viral communications, especially when not everyone gets the joke… some companies have started cutting seasonal pranks all together

Before pranking (if you’re  an employer,)

Be sure to clue-in the corporate lawyer.

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