Funny poem based on headline


(Bankers search for world’s missing cash: check the cushions)

When trust in institutions taper,
People put their faith in paper.

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Some “side effects” of impeaching:
Screeching, teaching, beseeching.

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(Efforts to speed maturing process to months or seconds)

What were they thinking?
(What were they drinking?)

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(About 39% of US online shoppers “often return items directly to a store, ” – 2019 survey by UPS)

They think “it’s sold” – but there are concerns.
The holidays bring “many UNhappy returns.”


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(Size and fit are among the top reasons for returning online orders…measurements underlying current size charts are out of date)

When you ” try them on” expect surprises.
WE come in many shapes and sizes .

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