Health

BBC – October 7, 2018

It’s the final call, say scientists, the most extensive warning yet on the risks of rising global temperatures. Their dramatic report on keeping that rise under 1.5 degrees C states that the world is now completely off track, heading instead towards 3C.

Slowly this reality is dawning:‬
‪Not “climate warming” but CLIMATE WARNING.‬

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The Wall Street Journal – October 6–7, 2018

According to a 2016 study by the  Academy of Management, employees tally an average of eight hours a week answering work – related emails after leaving the office.

Would some smart programmer please design,
A digital ‘DO NOT DISTURB’ sign.

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The Wall Street Journal – October 3, 2017

Faced with the prospect of a warming planet, the world of business and finance is starting to put a price on climate change.

Even if you’re a ‘climate change’ DENIER:
Your insurance rates are going HIGHER.

 

 

 

 

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Dow Jones Newswires – August 29, 2018

Here are the No. 1 and No. 2 problems for many on airlines these days: shrunken bathrooms — especially in coach. As more planes get fitted with slim lavatories, more passengers are complaining they don’t fit. Twisting and turning is difficult for some. Washing up in a minuscule sink occasionally ends in splashed clothes.

“Let’s make a deal,” before the chance is gone.

We’ll trade in your peanuts for a bigger john.

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Reuters – August 24, 2018

Belgian scientists are looking for people to donate their faeces to help with research into illnesses ranging from bowel disorders and allergies to neurological diseases.

This concept needs a “public relations” lift:

Such as, “It’s the ultimate personal gift!”

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